I've got my boots ready. Just in case we need an ageing, immobile, unfit and desperately short of practice centre-back, and Steve Chettle's not available.
Sorry, I was confused by the report "Coulson, who has signed a two-year deal at Oakwell". Must be when I signed him to work with me at Oakwell Solutions. Silly of me to forget, really. So presumably he's not actually signed from what you're saying. So the whole thing's a dismal failure? Or just a formality?