So, what special event is The Watcher waiting for??

He must be concocting something to be away so long. By the way, has anyone noticed who else disappeared the same time as the Watcher?

 

I know who The Watcher is

Without a doubt!

 

Full Ponty?

 

He's always denied it.</p>



Anyway, I think it's a regular who's playing a pillocker telling us he's away.</p>

 

Too witty for him

Gaz maybe, but not Ponty

 

RE: Too witty for him

Absolutely. </p>



Where is Gaz ?............................................</p>

 

He's holidaying on the Isle of Wight

Apparently he'll be the funniest man there too

 

No arguments from me

But when I get back from Southampton, I'll be slapping his face with my glove obviously.

 

You compute from the Isle then ?

that must be a bit of a pain in the 'arris ?

 

RE: You compute from the Isle then ?

Certainly the best commute I've had, I leave the house at 7.30 and I'm in the office by 8.30ish. Half an hour of that is sat on a boat, so all in all it's pretty good.

 

Are there dancing girls on the boat ?

if not, there should be.

Dancing girls selling newspapers and coffee with pastries

 

RE: Are there dancing girls on the boat ?

Sadly not.

Most mornings it's karaoke when all us important businessmen get to let down our hair and eat sushi caught that very morning.

 

Sushi, fresh from the waters off S'Hampton

Thats the best kind that there is.

You must get quite vexed in the summer when the tourists come and join in. I bet lots of Doy Doys crowd round your car taking snaps

 

RE: Sushi, fresh from the waters off S'Hampton

It's quite tough, but I've learnt to deal with it, fighting off the ladies can get quite tedious though.

I have a shitty stick.

 

The trusty shitty stick, never fails

I once had a lady try and chat me up in a bar, she said:

"stare at my tits one more time and I'll glass you"

 

RE: The trusty shitty stick, never fails

You were definitely in there Scarfy.

Typical pick up line from a woman that is. Along with:

"No I don't want to dance, you fu**ing freak"
"You're frightening me"
"Who's that behind the hedge, I'm going to call the police"

 

I also suspect it is someone who has something to do with, or some knowledge of, the London Tykes as there seems to be an affinity/bias towards them in what he/she writes.

 

Thought as much. Bet they've got a non Tarn accent as well. B@stards.</p>