I think I'll bairn on about Barnsley fans from South Wales who are guaranteed to whine about the following before the new season kicks off:- All our new signings are ****; All the players who have left are brilliant; Our list of friendlies is ****; Our draw in the League Cup is ****; The new fixture list is ****; Our new club strip is ****; Our new away strip is ****; Our new coaching staff are ****.