I think It really is a spy who has infiltrated the inner sanctum of Oakwell. Must be. No regular poster on this BBS is privvy to that sort of red hot information.
Insider Info from today's board meeting: I'm in the crawl space under the boardroom floor. They've just finished a pot of tea & I have seen the following: (1) Barry Taylor's tinted sun-specks have been seriously pimped. (2) Gord is a man of simple pleasures. Scone - but with butter - no cream or jam. (3) Gord Jnr is sending lewd text messages under the desk. (4) Patrick Cryne isn't here. He's connected by conference call. Gord thought that meant Andy was phoning York City. (5) They are playing travel scrabble. More news as it comes in.