so who's offering ar lass a new job

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  1. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    she can cook, she cant "F", she can do the washing up, you can call her fluffy pup :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Why Don't You........

    put your heads together and think of a new career you could do together as a double act :) :) :)
     
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    uncle mort New Member

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    kinnel man ran our own shops for 20 year,

    except the last 7, dunt want no more of that, oh no not me :) , get her a job, I'll walk mi dog :) :) :) :)
     
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    She can drive my truck for a week

    while I am in Malta. can she start in the morning? :D :D
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you...

    ... f*ck right off mort.
    Knob head.
     
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    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    And the reason for the abuse is WHAT? nt
     
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    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    We Wait.........

    in response for Mort's reply :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  8. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    No reason really...

    ... it's just that he'll no nowt of that vile Tinniswood and Carter etc.
    The Brandons are just a figment of Morts silly imagination.
    Int That Right Stavely?
     
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    RE: No reason really...

    (seestars) (seestars) (seestars)
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Dixxo

    I didn't know you cared.
     
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    Yes Uncle Mort is a charecter from that series, but

    why the abuse?
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: Yes Uncle Mort is a charecter from that series, but

    No abuse really. It's sort of lateral.

    The TV series was all about verbal abuse. Mort is an excellent charachter (in the series, not this one on the board) if a little Dee Dah. Which Tinniswood was of course.
     
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    RE: Yes Uncle Mort is a charecter from that series, but

    Cause our ''eladdiooer'' is a fooking knob of the very highest order who likes to do a lot of bragging off about crap which no fookers interested in....That my friend in a few simple words sums up ''eladdiooer''....

    .... :(( ....
     
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    RE: Yes Uncle Mort is a charecter from that series, but

    And with that fine assessment of ''eladdioer'' Stevie lad ....Mind you i did keep it to a minimum?? I'll go and feed my fish and have a smoke of the california's finest sat aside the log burner in my back garden and catch a few Dreams....

    ''eladdioer'' PFFFF....

    (kissmyass) ....
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    You're a long way out there stevie lad.

    A bit like that Full Ponty bloke.

    Do you know him? He likes carrots a lot.
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: Yes Uncle Mort is a charecter from that series, but

    ha ha ha..... VERY goooood.

    Come on. you can do better than that.

    Do tell. What gets old stevies rocks off then? A bit of criticism on someone he knows 2/3rds of f*ck all about?

    Sweet dreams.
     
  17. unc

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    thanks for the abuse

    but I do happen to have every episode of "I didn't know you cared", also the radio plays,"Morts north country", I can also list all the actors from every serise, owt else you want to know (kissmyass)
     

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