Sod it I am going out to cut the grass....

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  1. Geriatrictyke

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    I think I might look out of the window for a bit.

    I'll probably make a coffee then.</p>



    What's everyone else doing?</p>
     
  3. Gue

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    RE: I think I might look out of the window for a bit.

    Scartching me balls. Then washing my hands.
     
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    I've just held a **** back until my stomach hurts...

    I reckon I'll give it another couple of mins and then have a steady walk upstairs to release it.</p>
     
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    Well? How did it go?
     
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    Nice clean cut...

    No wiping needed.</p>
     
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    You lucky sod, you.....

    The Mrs hasn't stopped with the ol' 'scatter-bombs' all morning. It's been like the carpet-bombing of Dresden in the porcelain pot.
    I've taken the day off to look after the little un.
     
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    I've was only ever solid

    For a short period when out of nappies

    I don't so much wipe as smear
     
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    RE: I've was only ever solid

    Can't stand 20 minute wiping sessions hence my reason for only wearing black underpants.</p>
     
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    It were too wet, so I sat and watched it grow a bit. grass that is
     
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    RE:Damn sun's shining now, Ive no excuse...........
     
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    RE: I've was only ever solid

    Yes. It was filmed last spring. </p>

    I do a section on crabs and how they itch like ****.</p>
     
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    Sun shining, gets all takle ahrt
     
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    Then it starts rainin agean. She got fair drenched

    cutting it. Well she started so she had to finish it.............
     

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