Soft fluffy cuddly pink piglet

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Anyone know where I can get one?
     
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    Butcher's? nt
     
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  3. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Tried that. but

    Their offerings didn't meet the "fluffy" part of the specification
     
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    Have you tried shops in town or market? nt
     
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    RE: Have you tried shops in town or market? nt

    Not tried anywhere yet. Just wondered which sort of shop would sell cuddly toys before I spend all day wandering round town.

    If I'm going to wander aimlessly round town would rather do it in an evening :D
     
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    Have you tried...

    ...mating a pig with an angora rabbit?
     
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    Fair Comment mate. nt
     
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    Perfect

    Thanks mate - on 20 days delivery though that's a pain.
     
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    Good Idea, will try that this aft nt
     
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    Fluffy female angora rabbit

    Anyone know where I can get one?
     
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  12. Gue

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    RE: Tried that. but

    You could dip it in copydex and roll it around on some cotton wool. If you're going to gift-wrap it then I wouldn't buy it too far in advance.
     
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  13. Gue

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    Butcher's?

    It's déjà vu all over again!
     
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    Tried that, but...

    Their offerings didn't meet the "cuddly" part of the specification
     
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  15. Gue

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    RE: Tried that, but...

    You could bash it with a steak tenderiser. That'll soften it up.
     
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    RE: Tried that, but...

    You've not quite got the idea with this thread, have you?

    Still, I do detect a willlingness to help and an ability to laterally think of possible solutions to unusual problems. Bet tha's gorra gud job!
     
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  17. Gue

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    No, sorry

    Think I'm concentrating too much on the details and missing the big picture. It's one of those macro/micro things I don't do at weekends.

    The job's OK but not as much fun as when I used to roll glued-up piglets in cotton wool for a living. Now that was a job. You should have heard the buggers squeal.
     
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    Piglet in Transit

    Ordered the one that East Stander recommended - hope she likes it..........
     
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  19. Gue

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    RE: Piglet in Transit

    That's how I used to move mine around too. SWB Transit 120 it is, ex-BT. You might spot it at Oakwell. The one with the blood stains on the tailgate.
     
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    Now I know where this comes from

    "the more b****ks I type, the more my standing goes up" :D
     
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