There fecking houses which they bleedin purchased next to a bleedin river are flooded so they spend the time making 4 foot high 3d letters to protest at Gordon Brown.</p> FFS on a stick</p>
I am assuming that there are some marginal Labour seats in that area, cos when it flooded up here the lovely person was nowhere to be seen. /poo /poo
RE: I am assuming that In fairness the floods up here happened within days of him coming PM and weren't there people trying to blow up airports. Well at least he isn't on a publicity jaunt in Africa whilst his own constituency is under water.
Well... After every sentence he seems to keep his mouth open for an extra 5 seconds. Maybe he could store some in his gob and drive down
? Chelsea Tractor means a pointless 4x4 that's used in the city as a status symbol. It's a very rural part of the country. People generally have 4x4s round here because they have a busniess that requires it. Yeah there's a fair few Range Rovers, but you'll see a lot of Range Rovers round here towing horse boxes - which you don't see in Chelsea ... all that much
Northern monkeys Breaking News: Local press release re flooding – Urgent Appeal Info -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A major flood hit on Monday evening. Epicentre: Hull, England. News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and "chuffinnorah". The flood decimated the town, causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles and the Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Giro arrived. Radio Humberside reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Hull. One resident, 15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said: "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed, as looting, muggings and car crime carried on as normal. So far, whilst the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals. Rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including, benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos, and bone china from Pound-stretcher. Can You Help? Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing for the victims of this disaster. Clothing is needed most of all, especially: · Fila or Burberry baseball caps · Kappa tracksuit tops (his or hers) · Shell suits (female) · White sports socks · Rockfort boots or any other product sold in Primark Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference. Microwave meals, tinned baked beans, ice-cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew are ideal. Please do not give anything that requires peeling. Remember: · 22p buys a biro for filling in compensation claims · £2 buys chips, crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9 · £5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm a child's nerves Urgently required: Tinned whippet food. Bones for Jack Russells. Please do not send tents for shelter. The sight of such posh housing will cause residents to believe they have been forcibly relocated to Beverley.
You''ll be the sort then that goes round the bowsers.... .....turning the taps on and emptying the water onto the street, or sitting on top of a bowser, forcing the lid off the top and then dunking a filthy, smelly mop into the water so that it is nice and contaminated (real events, this week on an estate near Gloucester). Cretins, wherever you look.
RE: Do you have an epicentre for a flood? No doubt written by a semi-literate ****-er-nee chutney ferret. Apples and pears, apples and pears.
