I'm going tonight to the second of a series of seven antenatal classes with the missus. We're one of 6 couples being taught by some childbirth trust woman who looks like a lezzer but apparently has three children. Last week was only the first session and very much about setting the scene - my problem - how do I stop myself giggling when she says the word vagina?
Imagine that vagina is an exotic island Sounds like a nice place to go, doesn't it? "Where you going for your holidays mate?" "We've booked two weeks in vagina."
