I was upstairs getting changed after work, and heard a thud/bang downstairs. Went down to find the front door wide open and my car keys on the floor. Oh well, at least I got an incident number to save me from any future break ins, yay!
Get the biggest dog bowl you can find... </p> ...and a big old leg bone (preferably human) and leave them somewhere for all to see et voila! no sneakers.</p>