Someone help this poor lass.

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  1. Gue

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    FROM MISS MAGRET ODINBA
    ABIDJAN.IVORY COAST.
    COTE D'IVOIRE.

    APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.

    Dear Guardian,

    Good day to you over there,please permit me to inform you of my desire of going into this business relationship with you.Though this letter may come to you as suprise, since you dont know me personally before, but please kindly open your mind to help me and treat me like your own blood relation, it is by the grace of God that I found your contact recently, because it has been very difficult for me to find a sincere person to entrust on this urgent request transaction and to help me out of my affliction today,

    I am MISS MAGRET ODINBA ., the only daughter of late Mr. And Mrs.FRANCIS ODINBA . My father was a very wealth Cocao & Gold Merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, My father was attacked by unknown assassins during the political war crisis that going on our country here Abidjan , Ivory Coast . My mother died when I was a baby when she was about to delivers a new baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on november 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of twelve Million,Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. USD($12.500,000) left in one of the private security/finances trust services house here in Abidjan Ivory Coast ,as a family valuables for security reason that he used my names her only daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.

    However That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management.

    Sir/Ma,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards again.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
    Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

    (1)Can you help me for the retrievements of this fund on my behalf in the security custody here and to help me to provide a bank account in which this fund would be transferred into?
    (2)Can you stand as a guardian of this fund since I am only 21 years old?
    (3)Can you make an arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a resident permit in your country?
    (4) Can you honestly take me as your own and help me?
    (5) Can I completely trust you?
    (6) What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?

    Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. My life is not safe here and I need to be out of here as soon as possible, because since thereafter the death of my father all my uncles here are always after my life, been I am only daugther and the next of kin to all the properties then they start jealous of me and my presence here still be disturbing them and I stayed in the church here due to lack of security to my life. That is the reason I quickly have this my contact with you, I want to leave here as soon as you assist me to transfer out this said fund into any of your safe bank account in your stable country and then send me some amount to enable me prepare to meet with you for me to resides finally, finish my study and invest the money with you by your own permission and directives. without your assistance I will find it difficult to transfer the said funds myself alone without quardian and with my little experience.Please kindly let me know your plan for me and also let me know how best you can do to assist me out.

    Hopefully to hear from you ASAP?

    Best Regards,

    Your respectful one,

    MISS MAGRET ODINBA

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    Dear Beloved,

    Greetings to you in the most wonderful name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ .His richest blessings shall be upon you forever. I am Mrs.Judith Carlos, I am 53 years old from Netherlands am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs and Pneumonia which also disordered my mental system long time ago, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the a long period of time, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home, was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child.

    My husband died in a fatal auto accident on his way to work on a broad day light. Before his death we were true Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $8.5million dollars with a Security Company in Ivory Coast because we spent our lifetime there and he worked there all his life with an oil company (Chevron Petroleum Plc.) Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody whom I trust to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it traded on or diverted to the Federal Account. Presently, I'm with my old laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs together with the Pneumonia disease.

    Since then I have lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies home where I come from. I want you to be a God fearing person, to also use this money to fund churches,orphanages,widows and the less prevlages because there is nothing to live for any more, and it is said that blessed are those that giveth to the ones that findeth.

    I took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company in Ivory Coast. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. I shall wait for your prayerful reply, thanking you in His precious name.

    May God Bless You Abundantly for your considerations and seeing reasons why we must help the poor and the less previlages.

    Your`s in Christ
    Mrs Judith Carlos


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    Dear Judith,

    I'm sorry to hear you're a bit under the weather this week. I'd be only too pleased to help you dish out the wonga to the motherless babies and to giveth to the ones that findeth already.

    Blessed are the cheesemakers,

    Biggus Dickus.


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    Dear Beloved Biggus,

    Thanks so much for responding to my mail. I wish to express my joy over your sincerity in this matter, especially on your devotion to use this money on the work of God by taking care of the orphans, widows and propagating the word of God.

    All my trust to utilize this money to the Glory of God in Heaven is right now on you. I strongly believe that you are going to carry out this mission with absolute sincerity and our good God will reward you accordingly.

    My Special greetings goes to your Family. It is very important that you contact My Late Husband's Attorney who is in good possition to direct you on the modalities for which the fund will be released to you. The reason why I am entrusting this fund to you is because I am totally unable to act on its release now based on my health conditions but I will be giving you every necessarily advise and instructions via the Hospital email until the Fund is finaly released to you.

    Following your response to my mail and your effort to help me in this matter, I have decided to send a LETTER OF AUTHORIZATION to My Family's attorney, informing him that you will be contacting him for the fund release and that he should assist you in the processing of the legal papers towards the release of the fund to you.

    I am forwarding My Family Attorney's informations to enable you contact him for the processing of the fund.

    Name :Barrister. Paul Edward.
    Email: bar_pauledward@yahoo.com

    May God Bless You Abundantly for your considerations and seeing reasons why we must help the poor and the less previlages.

    Your`s in Christ

    Mr Judith Carlos


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    Hey Paul,

    How's it hangin' dude? Judith reckons you want me to hand out some moolah to the little black babies and single mothers. Well, I've got nothing better to do than drag myself round the house knockin t'head off it all day so I might as well be shovelling some skanky council-estate slapper her cig money.

    I wouldn't spend any of it. Oh no.

    Biggus Dickus.

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    Dear Biggus Dickus

    I have been so worried that I have not received your mail. Have you contacted my lawyer ? Please I am counting so much on you. Get back to me quickly so we can start processing this transfer.Your silence is giving me sleepless night.

    I am urgently waiting for you.

    May God bless you
    Mrs Judith Carlos.


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    Dear Judith,

    No worries love. I wrote to your lawyer but he didn't reply. He's probably doing a bit of loving in Thailand or something. Would you like me to come and get the money? My dad says I can borrow his works vehicle but I'll have to set off Friday afternoon to be back for Monday morning because the dairy will need the float back.

    I hope your health is good today and your babba doesn't stink too much.

    Yours in Christ and that,

    Biggus Dickus


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    Atten: Biggus Dickus.

    I receive your mail of today, also I visited the security company today where the consignment was deposited and they gave me the requirements what we should do to change the name of the late husband of Madam Jane to your name as the next of kin, and this made me to move to the Ministry of Justice for an affidavit of claim in your name and change of own ship.
    We have to obtain this before the consignment could be release and transfer the fund to you to your country after the release.
    Now you're required to pay a fee of 2500euro, for the affidavit of claim, stamp duty fees and change of own ship certificate, we need to pay this at the Ministry of Justice to enable me obtain these papers in your name.
    And as soon as these papers are obtained the consignment will be release and the fund will be transferred to you.
    So, kindly send the money through Money Gram or Western Union money transfer using my name and address.
    Here is the detail.

    Receiver: Paul Edward

    Address: Av. 10 Rue 22 Treich, Abidjan Ivory Coast.

    Note that we need to follow this up for the legal procedures immediately while this woman is still alive so that every thing will be completely in your name.

    I will be waiting for the Reference number for the Money gram or Western Union money transfer.
    I look forward hearing from you

    Thanks for your Co-operation.

    Barr. Paul Edward


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    Eyup Paul,

    Thank you for your reply, did you get your back doors knocked in in Thailand?

    Anyway I was thinking I'd distribute the money evenly between a refuge for fallen women within walking distance of my house and The Kipper Jackson Institute for Barmy Old *****.

    I don't know how to use Western Union, where do I go? My wife Incontinentia thinks it's that place opposite Gilroyd Working Men's Club.

    Don't drop an anvil on your bell-end,

    Regards,

    Biggus Dickus.
     

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