Someone I know has broke his...

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    ****. Fractured penis as it's known in medical circles. Had to go to hospital for emergency surgery. With a broken ****.
     
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    MexboroughTyke Well-Known Member

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    Ouch. nt
     
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  3. Gue

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    how did he do that? nt
     
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  4. Sup

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    his mate is uri geller nt
     
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  5. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Dunno exactly

    But if I had to guess I'd say furious masturbation.
     
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  7. jedi one

    jedi one Well-Known Member

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    No not unless he had a high speed blowback
     
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  8. *Windy

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    Cockfighting. nt
     
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  9. Gue

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    OOoooh

    A cracking noise !!!!
     
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    Mido Well-Known Member

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    How do you treat that then? :)S)
     
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    rothred Active Member

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    was it dirk? nt
     
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    unfeckinglucky nt
     
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  14. Micky Finn

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    Stubbed it on Biffin's Bridge nt
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    With a name like mine

    That would be very difficult if not impossible
     
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  16. Gue

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    Ooh, broken bone(r)
     
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  17. Gue

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    or TFP? nt
     
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    Immediate loss of erection (unsurprisingly!) - so difficult to play on with a broken one. Davey would not be happy.
     
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  19. Gue

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    good job it were'nt me..it woulda caused a plaster of paris shortage

    :D
     
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