Something a mate has done that you can't quite comprehend - I'll start

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  1. fir

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    1. Gone to work in Kuwait (no booze) and she loves her wine more than me....

    2. (different friend).... Lived 10 years with her fella, and then decided to bat for the other side (dunno)
     
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    cheating count?
     
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    I have a mate doing somert properly strange

    watching the match at the gym not the boozer

    How is the body remodelling going on btw? Plastic surgery & starvation are by far the easier option you know
     
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    Ha ha

    Well let's just say that by the end of this weekend I shall have shifted a few calories!!

    Boozer v appealing but:-
    a) It's 10 miles away
    b) Kids got loads on tomorrow
    c) "Apology weekend"
    d) I can be texting you after every mile cycled to see how many pints you've all had.
    e) If we win, I'll be in the heart of dee dar land with a Reds shirt on.
    f) Candlelit dinner awaits.

    (L)
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Quick remodelling of reds shirt

    into evening gown? Sequined a la Strictly?

    Int gym in dee dah land? They'll have X Factor on rather than game
     
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    Oh aye, thought of another

    This lass I know - giving up watching the Reds so she can be chucked off a saddle every Saturday afternoon.
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Talking of starvation & plastic surgery

    nearly choked on mi bakewell tart
     
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    RE: Quick remodelling of reds shirt

    Evening gown my @rse ... that's reserved for VERY special occasions!!

    Don't worry, they'll have the match on. I'll make sure of that. There's about 20 screens to go at. I'll be on the one just in front of the Reds game!
     
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    RE: Talking of starvation & plastic surgery

    Whiplash & choking in the same week? Good work.
     
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    Oh God, better not forget my next door neighbour

    Her 8 yr old daughter - Cheerleading on Sunday at Owls - Blades. (doh)
     
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    Whiplash almost 2 weeks ago

    & only almost choked!

    Good work on double entendre front btw
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Now that just weird

    when is the social services hearing?
     
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    RE: Now that just weird

    Funniest thing is neither the kid, nor the mum or dad are remotely interested. Why would you? For a start football & cheerleading just don't go together.
     
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    I can think of a couple

    But both are rather delicate & I think both people read this board.
     
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    RE: I can think of a couple

    That's just teasing!
     
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    My mate Ben....

    slept with a boy.
     
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    I know

    Almost posted them but then realised some flak might come my way as a result.
     
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    Flak?

    ... you could at least do the honourable thing & make up a story ...
    :D

    How's the haircut by the way?
     
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    RE: My mate Ben....

    Thanks for sharing Joe - will txt him you posted that :D
     
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    RE: My mate Ben....

    :D

    He'll poo himself if he thinks his mum thinks that! Quality! :D
     
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