Professional footballers, when chatting to fans on informal occasionssometimes pillock them. Like on nights out etc.</p> A shock I know, but there you go.</p>
Listen, you stupid ****** some bloke at the academy teld me that the next signing will be the biggest ever. death wish. etc.
David Connolly & Marcus Williams will be the next signings Or my name is not Tarquin ffortesque-Smythe.
Brian Connelly and Marcus Brigstock Told me when they'd had a drink that they wanted to shag me. Done deal.