Something youve said that came out wrong!

I was having sex with this bird:

Me: get on all fours and bend over for abit!
Her: Why?
Me: Because the views better.

She slapped me and i didnt really know what id said wrong.
Didnt realise what id said until abit after and realised it was quite rude.

 

would that be chris_bfc_87's syister?

 

Haha, nope. I didnt even have to ask her!

 

tha read that in nuts or summat son?

 

Was stood at a bus stop in Leeds totally lost and no idea how to get back to my new place. There was a woman at the bus stop so I approached her for advice. But.... Instead of saying "Excuse me, are you waiting for a bus or are you meeting someone?", out came "Excuse me, are you waiting for a bus or just someone to talk to".

She wont reight happy.

 

"I'm not coming back you lying, cheating, manipulative, abusive, self-centered, ego maniac." Said by me to my ex.

It didn't come out wrong though.