Song for 'Confused':

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    To the tune of 'Shot You Down' (Bang Bang)
    by Audio Bullys

    I was 22, she was 15
    We lived our lives all chaste & clean
    She wore black and I wore white
    I tucked her into bed each night

    Fifteen, she's underage
    Fifteen, her Dad will rage
    Fifteen, with his 12 gauge
    Fifteen, that lass will get me caged.

    Fifteen, she likes Mr Benn
    Fifteen, she's in year ten
    Fifteen, she can't dress hersen,
    Fifteen, her sixteeth Birthday's when?

    Now she's gone I don't know why
    I miss her shiny 'hairy' pie
    She didn't even say goodbye
    I'll stay away from such small fry

    Fifteen, her Mum went mad
    Fifteen, her Bro's were sad
    Fifteen, broke my knees a tad
    Fifteen, cut off my little lad

    Fifteen, it's her I like
    Fifteen, and her nice pink bike
    Fifteen, she's in Heckmondwike
    Fifteen, moved in with ..... ....
     
  2. Sup

    Superdan New Member

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    haha that is quality
     
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    another

    officer i swear she's 19 - Ten Foot Pole

    just another night, another bar, another town,
    i was talking to myself though the guys were all around,
    then she walked up started dancing on the bar,
    i showed her to my car,

    all her high school friends started coming to our shows,
    i admit they caught my eye and my wallet and my nose,
    but no one comes close to the girl that i loved first,
    maybe i'm just cursed,

    officer i swear she said she's 19,
    didn't check her id,
    you know that you would do the same,
    finally a girl who looks up to me,
    she can't see through me,
    she can't see anything i don't want her to see,
    we always manage to agree,

    finally i saw the light we didn't have to wait,
    come on darling pack your bags we'll move to the united states,
    new mexico says you can marry at 15,
    now i got my mini-queen,

    in new mexico life is dry there's not much grass,
    and my little cutie earns our rent she's pumping gas,
    this morning she met the cutest girl at a bar,
    guess we have to move to utah
     
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    imported_Gally New Member

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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    very good fella
     
  6. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    more tasteful than spackolympics. slightly.
     
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    MossMan Active Member

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    Brilliant.[​IMG]
     
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    simoBFC New Member

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    :D haha ded reyt !
     
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