To the tune of 'Shot You Down' (Bang Bang) by Audio Bullys I was 22, she was 15 We lived our lives all chaste & clean She wore black and I wore white I tucked her into bed each night Fifteen, she's underage Fifteen, her Dad will rage Fifteen, with his 12 gauge Fifteen, that lass will get me caged. Fifteen, she likes Mr Benn Fifteen, she's in year ten Fifteen, she can't dress hersen, Fifteen, her sixteeth Birthday's when? Now she's gone I don't know why I miss her shiny 'hairy' pie She didn't even say goodbye I'll stay away from such small fry Fifteen, her Mum went mad Fifteen, her Bro's were sad Fifteen, broke my knees a tad Fifteen, cut off my little lad Fifteen, it's her I like Fifteen, and her nice pink bike Fifteen, she's in Heckmondwike Fifteen, moved in with ..... ....
another officer i swear she's 19 - Ten Foot Pole just another night, another bar, another town, i was talking to myself though the guys were all around, then she walked up started dancing on the bar, i showed her to my car, all her high school friends started coming to our shows, i admit they caught my eye and my wallet and my nose, but no one comes close to the girl that i loved first, maybe i'm just cursed, officer i swear she said she's 19, didn't check her id, you know that you would do the same, finally a girl who looks up to me, she can't see through me, she can't see anything i don't want her to see, we always manage to agree, finally i saw the light we didn't have to wait, come on darling pack your bags we'll move to the united states, new mexico says you can marry at 15, now i got my mini-queen, in new mexico life is dry there's not much grass, and my little cutie earns our rent she's pumping gas, this morning she met the cutest girl at a bar, guess we have to move to utah