Song for Leeds

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  1. Gue

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    To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

    Is this the real life-
    Is this just fantasy-
    Leeds in a landslide-
    No escape from reality-
    Batter your wife,
    shag sheep and cry and weeeeep
    you're just a poor club, you've got no sympathy
    Because you're easy come, easy go,
    flying high, now you're low
    Leeds are going under, doesn’t really matter to me,
    To me

    Ridsdale, you've killed the club,
    Put a goldfish on your desk,
    spent too much, but now he’s dead,
    Ridsdale, life had just begun,
    But now you've gone and thrown it all away-
    Leeds Scum, ooooooh,
    makesme laugh to see you cry
    If your team has gone bust this time tomorrow-
    Carry on, carry on, cos nothing really matters-

    Too late, their time has come,
    Sends shivers down my spine-
    can't stop laughing all the time,
    Goodbye Leeds United-you’ve got to go-
    Gotta leave the Championship and face the truth-
    Leeds Scum ooo
    I want to see you cry,
    I bet that little lad on tv wishes he'd never been born at all-

    I see a little shadow of a team,
    Munich Songs, Munich Songs, but your club are going under-
    Smithy to United-very very frightening me-
    Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale
    Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale
    Peter Ridsdale, magnifico-oh oh oh oh oh

    you're just a poor club and nobody loves you-
    your grandad is your father, keep it in the family
    spending your cash on some monstrosity-
    Easy come easy go, will you let me go-
    Seth Johnson! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
    Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let him go
    Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go let me go
    No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
    Thanks for Eric, Thanks For Eric, Thanks for Eric, He's a god-
    Ferdinand a red devil for £30 mil, £30 mil, £30 Mil

    So you think its funny to sing songs when people die-
    So you think we'll all miss you because you cried-
    Oh leeds scum-you make me piss my sides leeds scum-
    Just going down-just going right outta here-

    Leeds are going under
    Anyone can see,
    Leeds are going under, and I think it's really Funneeee!
     
  2. RichK

    RichK Well-Known Member

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    Genius mate. Cant see the Ponty End singing it though. We will have trouble remembering it.
     
  3. Gue

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    LOL

    Seriously, have you wrote that?
     
  4. Gue

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    aye course I wrote it...NOT...hows ya head mate...?
     
  5. Gue

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    Head is fine pal, feel slothish though.

    Next setdy should be even better.
     
  6. Kno

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    put it on the scoreboard

    be like giant karaoke :D
     
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    Best ever post

    Been posting on here since God knows when and that is the best ever post

    Absolute genius just knocked another hour off my sleeping time tonight
     
  8. BFC Dave

    BFC Dave Well-Known Member

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    RE: Best ever post

    aye but it's a man u song though !!!</p>

    are you over for the Leicester game ?</p>
     
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    Oops ballsed up

    Flying back tomorrow missing the climax but got the feeling it's all over anyway. Will be online waiting for East Stander to post "NARDIELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - gerrin" about 5 mins before my commentary get's up to date.

    Back on 10th May for 3 weeks.

    Didn't know about the Man U song but the words just fit perfectly
     

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