Song for Sheff & the AFC Crew ...

AFC (to the tune of ABC by The Jackson 5)

Sheff: A buh-buh buh buh-buh
Jedi: A buh-buh buh buh-buh

Sheff: You went to school to learn, Gord
Things you never, never knew before...
Jedi: Like i before e except after c...
Sheff : And how to get on the BFC board
Now now now, i'm gonna teach you...
Jedi: Teach you, teach you
Sheff: About non-league football
Jedi: All about football
Sheff: Sit yourself down, take a seat
And give me the address of your family

Chorus:

Jedi: AFC
Sheff: Easy as...
Jedi: 123
Sheff: Or simple as...
Jedi: Do re mi
Sheff: AFC, 123, baby, you and Ronnie,
Jedi: AFC
Sheff: easy as...
Jedi: 123
Sheff: Or simple as...
Jedi: Do re mi
Sheff: AFC, 123, baby, you and me!

Gord: Come on, build yourself a little stand!
Paddy: Come on, build yourself a little stand!
Jedi: I'm a going to teach how to work it out!
Sheff: Come on, come one, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!

Raffles, sponsors and gate receipts
Are the sides of the pyramid
Jedi: But without a benefactor, Sheff
Sheff: Your team just won’t exist

P-p-p-ponty's gonna show you
Jedi: Show you, show you
How to sort out his head
His best mates’ Sammy Eto’o
But he couldn’t lie straight in bed

Jedi: Spell "me" "you"
Sheff: Add the two!
Gord: Listen to me Reds fans, we’re really in the poo.

Chorus:

Jedi: AFC
Sheff: Easy as...
Jedi: Poo & Wee
Sheff: Or simple as...
Jedi: Hanging thee
Sheff: AFC, 123, baby, you and Ronnie,
Jedi: AFC
Sheff: easy as...
Jedi: 123
Sheff: Or simple as...
Jedi: Do re mi
Sheff: AFC, 123, baby, you and me!

Bridge:
Sheff: Sit in my free stand, girl!
I think i love you!
No!
Get up, girl!
Buy a ticket for my meat pack!

Build it, build it, baby, come on now!
Build it, build it, baby, ooo oooh!
Build it build it, baby, huh!
AFC, baby, oo ooo!
123, baby, nah nah!
Do re mi, baby, huh!
That's how mental I can be.

Jedi: AFC
Sheff: AFC, it's easy

It’s on your land
But don’t be miffed
Bring on the reserves
It’s simply just a gift

That's how mental I can be!

 

ff

 

What's your address ?

 

My Mum lives at ...

69 Ming Road
Baldson
Writsworth
IM R8 FU

Not said owt wrong have I?
I'll give you 10,000 reasons why I haven't ...

 

I prefer your battle raps

pseudo funny.

 

dont say pseudo....