To the tune of "Hanging on the telephone" by Blondie My mobile’s ringing – but I left it in my Ford I rush to answer ‘cos I’m very fecking bored Hello, who’s there, “Eyup, SM it’s Gord” Don't leave Gord hanging on the telephone Don't leave Gord hanging on the telephone “I heard you want me sacked – now listen to my voice When you wake up you will be left without a choice We need new players, but Andy’s just a tortoise” Oh when can we chat again? Oh when can we chat again? Oh when can we chat again? Don't leave Gord hanging on the telephone Don't leave Gord hanging on the telephone It's good to hear your voice, now can we sign a squad? “We’ve gid him money – but he doesn’t give a sod” Are you sure that we’ve not gid him fifty bob? Don't leave Gord hanging on the telephone I’m really glad that we could have this conversation Your voice is giving me an AFC sensation You’ve hypnotised me – now we won’t see relegation Oh I want to bum you Gord Oh I want to bum you Gord Oh I want to bum you Gord Don't leave Gord hanging on the telephone Hang up and run to Gord Whoah, hang up and run to Gord Whoah, hang up and run to Gord Whoah, hang up and run to Gord Whoah, oh oh oh run to Gord
Aye - they're generally pretty ****. Which will be our Chairman's view on the new signings in 2 weeks. I just like the song really. I've entertained myself for ten minutes singing it. A bit like the way you entertain yourself with that Jenna love doll. Second hand at that. And it was Johnny Coachmans.
It wasn't used much... As it didn't have good cones at the front and the box was a mess.</p> I like it like that.</p> A plastic doll looking like one of your slappers that you pulled in Yeovil last year.</p> Oh I've seen the picture.</p> My particular favourite is the old doris you were dancing with.</p>
Yes. I'll send you the pic when I get home Dirk.</p> I'm suprised he got it up so far.</p> TFP = Tries Fcuking Pensioners.</p>
