Song for the 'Hartog Set' Xmas Neet Arrt ...

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    'Neet with Jay'
    To the tune of 'Perfect Day' by Lou Reed

    Just a neet with Jay
    Drink ale & meths in the park
    And then later, when it gets dark, he rolls tabs
    Just a neet with Jay
    No one else has turned up
    They’re watching the FA cup – the gret cnuts

    Chorus:
    Oh it's just a neet with Jay
    I wish I’d spent it alone
    Oh just a neet with Jay
    He just keeps wittering on (x2)

    Just a neet with Jay
    Cos Hartog’s guts have dropped out
    And TM’s got AIDS & gout
    Up his bum

    Just a neet with Jay
    Dillinger has let us down
    Without armbands he would drown
    Cos he’s 2

    Chorus:
    Oh it’s just a neet with Jay
    I wish we’d spent it with Becks
    In a York Hotel
    And our spongle in her kecks (x2)

    You're going to ream just who you rim
    You're going to ream just who you rim
    You're going to ream just who you rim
    You're going to ream just who you rim
     
    Guest, Dec 20, 2005
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  2. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I knew the tune for that one

    Still ****
     
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  3. Gue

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    I know.

    I'm tired.

    I've eaten too much food.
    I basically feel how you look ... like a bloated fat tw4t.
     
    Guest, Dec 20, 2005
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  4. Jay

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    hee hee

    you lovely person
     
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    just w.ank.
     
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  6. Gue

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    ha ha

    You ''Russell Grant a-like'' *****.
     
    Guest, Dec 20, 2005
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  7. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Correct.

    Just like your dress sense.

    Ask Hartog about pissing on beds.
    Go on.
    Just that, or summat.
     
    Guest, Dec 20, 2005
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  8. Gue

    Guest Guest

    At last.

    I'm no longer considered to be a member of the least cool set I've ever been considered to be a member of.
     
    Guest, Dec 20, 2005
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