Song for the ticketless - a work in progress

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  1. Micky Finn

    Micky Finn Well-Known Member

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    My heart goes out to you all.

    To the tune of Ms Gaynor's "I WILL SURVIVE" and incomplete, 'cos me tea's ready. Please feel free to add a verse.


    Ahem...


    First I was afraid, I was petrified
    That I wouldn't get a ticket no matter how I tried
    I didn't have a voucher B
    I didn't have an Ipswich stub
    I was fecked thanks to incompetence at Barnsley Football Club

    I'm at the back
    Of some big queue
    I just walked up without a hope in hell
    Of tickets coming through

    I should have stayed at home all day
    I should have written to the Chron
    Where's Don Rowing when you need him 'cos the £55's have gone?

    So I won't go
    I'll stick with Sky
    I'll buy a shitload of cheap lager
    And a massive ****-off pie
    etc etc......
     
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  2. EastStander

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    Looking good so far! nt
     
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    LOL

    like it mate..
     
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    PMSL - bloody marvellous - it's got to be a finished article tho'. nt
     
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  5. Gue

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    :D love that.
     
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  6. Jay

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    very good

    made me lol. Literally.
     
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  7. Micky Finn

    Micky Finn Well-Known Member

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    I've run dry.

    Just draining a bottle of red with me steak - I'll have another look after.
     
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  8. E.I. Addio

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    Class mate - Wilfred Wordsworth, eat yer art art nt
     
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    Pure genius the pie bit

    Love it
     
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  10. Zuk

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    Very, very, very good

    Quality
     
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  11. E.I. Addio

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    In my armchair
    Turn on the box
    And then that ugly bitch I'm married to
    will drag me to the shops

    I should have queued all f*ckin night
    I should have really had the balls
    but now I'm carting XL dresses all over Meadowhall



    *not a patch on Mickys but I had a bit on a go like.*
     
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  12. Zuk

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    Meant to come over and say hi

    once my daughter had calmed down and got used to being in a packed pub. Turned round and you'd gone.</p>

    Finished my second week at VF. Already survived a restructure 450 redundancies at head office, 500 new sotre and customer service staff, everybody moved around. Databases look to be a mess, loads of different billing systems, nothing integrated, projects miles behind, 4 days to get a network log-on ... everyone is lovely, we've all just been told people should have more fun at work, better work life balance is a must, and my flexible working application was glanced at and approved without question. Off on a training course next week for three days.</p>
     
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    haha ace :D!
     
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  14. E.I. Addio

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    RE: Meant to come over and say hi

    Glad to hear you're enjoying it Stu. My Missis was made redundant on Tuesday.
    She came home Monday saying her boss wanted a 1 to 1 in the morning - she was back at 2 in the afternoon helping me paint the hallway.
    3 months gardening leave and a very healthy handshake - she's delighted.
    Hope to see you for a chat before the semi.
     
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    RE: Meant to come over and say hi

    Glad to hear the wife was happy with her outcome. Don't know anyone who has come off wishing they hadn't froma redundancy with a reputable company.</p>

    Hope to see you at Wembley.</p>
     
    Zukkster, Mar 20, 2008
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  16. Gue

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    Funny as it is fella....any need to rub it in to ticketless fans?
     
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  17. Micky Finn

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    I ain't got one yet, pal!
     
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  18. Micky Finn

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    I'll get back to it soon. Just opened another bottle.

    Rosemount Estate's new Pinot Noir. Class in a glass.
     
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  19. Reg

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    NEEDS RECORDING WHEN FINISHED , i bet Barnsleys self titled poet laurete is kicking himself
     
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  20. BFC Dave

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    Micky, please please please....

    finish it !!!! me and Angie are still lol ing !!!!</p>

    Please finish it...aw go on !!!</p>
     
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