To the tune of 'Prince Charming' by Adam & the Ants. Prince Charmin Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop being spotty, show me you like gingers Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop being stripy, show me your fish fingers Prince Charmin Prince Charmin Anal vomit’s nothing to be scared of Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop pebble-dashing, bog looks like molotov Don't you ever, don't you ever Lower your anus, without plenty of roll Don't you ever, don't you ever Employ fat Jay, he likes being on the dole Prince Charmin Prince Charmin Gret big writs are nothing to be scared of, Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop being Albarn, can you please just **** off? Prince Charmin Prince Charmin Your face was drawn by Salvador Dali Don't you ever, don't you ever Have shitting contests with the mental Ali Prince Charmin Prince Charmin Saggy flaps are nothing to be scared of Prince Charmin Prince Charmin They look better covered in the GAB’s spoff …
