Songs for a cold Tuesday night

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  1. Andy Mac

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    There's a hole in my East Stand, dear Council, dear Council,
    There's a hole in my East Stand, dear Council,
    A hole.

    Then fix it dear Khaled, dear Khaled, dear Khaled,
    Then fix it dear Khaled, dear Khaled, fix it.

    With what should I fix it, dear Council, dear Council,
    With what should I fix it, dear Council, with what?

    With flatbread, dear Khaled, dear Khaled, dear Khaled,
    With flatbread, dear Khaled, dear Khaled, with bread.

    But flatbread's too flimsy, dear Council, dear Council,
    But flatbread's too flimsy, dear Council, too thin.

    Then bake it dear Khaled, dear Khaled, dear Khaled,
    Then bake it dear Khaled, dear Khaled, bake it!

    But the caterings outsourced dear Council, dear Council,
    There'll be no staff to bake it, dear Council were phO0ked.
     
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    Very good!
     
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    Bit of Smokie anyone?

    Khaled mailed, when he got the word;

    And said, "I suppose you've heard… about cladding”

    So I rushed to the forum and found the right thread;…

    I could hardly believe what I read;…

    They’ve closed all the east stand ‘for safety’ they said

    Oh, we all know why it’s crumbling, and why they just can’t pay,

    Is it more than just loose cladding? I doubt they’ll ever say,

    'Cause they’ve closed the east stand, and are blaming it on… loose cladding
    (Cladding, what the f… is cladding?)

    20 odd years just rusting in the rain; it means they’ve got to shift us, and it is a massive pain; now I’m in a crap seat and it’s being blamed on, loose cladding (cladding, what the f… is cladding?)

    I grew up in the east stand, two kids with me now;

    Still looks the same, and we know how - the old cladding

    Now I walk through the car park and join the long queue; I’ll likely miss kick off, but then, so will a few; inconvenience at Oakwell isn’t anything new…

    Oh, we all know why it’s crumbling, and why they just can’t pay,

    Is it more than just loose cladding? I doubt they’ll ever say,

    'Cause they’ve closed the east stand, and are blaming it on… loose cladding
    (Cladding, what the f… is cladding?)

    20 odd years just rusting in the rain; it means they’ve got to shift us, and it is a massive pain; now I’m in a crap seat and it’s being blamed on, loose cladding (cladding, what the f… is cladding?)

    Khaled mailed back, and asked how I felt
    He said, "I know how to help… with the cladding”

    He said, "The East stand is gone, but the north is still here
    You know It’s been there for 24 years"
    All credibility disappeared…

    Oh, we all know why it’s crumbling, and why they just can’t pay,

    Is it more than just loose cladding? I doubt they’ll ever say,

    'Cause they’ve closed the east stand, and are blaming it on… loose cladding
    (Cladding, what the f… is cladding?)

    20 odd years just rusting in the rain; it means they’ve got to shift us, and it is a massive pain; now I’m in a crap seat and it’s being blamed on, loose cladding.

    (Oh I’m in crap seat and it’s being blamed on, loose cladding)
     
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    I guarantee you all sung that in your head whilst reading it…
     
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    Keep them coming!
     
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    brilliant.
     
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    Brilliant
     
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    There's loose cladding in the East stand what am I gonna do?
    There's loose cladding in the East stand what am I gonna go?
    I'm gonna fix that cladding that's what I'm gonna do,
    I'm gonna fix that cladding
    When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout (you reds!)
    And you give the council the blame,
    But when safety catch you up,
    They will shut it up
    And you got no one to blame
    There's loose cladding in the East Stand what am I gonna do?
    There's loose cladding in the East stand what am I gonna go?
    I'm gonna fix that cladding that's what I'm gonna do,
    I'm gonna fix that cladding!
     
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    Clankety clank, clankety clank.
     
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    Oh the east stands falling down, falling down, falling down,

    Oh the east stands falling down, Barnsley Council.
     
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    1989 - The Clapping Song
    2023 - The Cladding Song

    You listed building reds.
     
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    On a literary note.

    Far from the Cladding Crowd...
     
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    Anything by Cladagh Rogers
     
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    My favourite Dave Clark 5 song, Clad all over.
     
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    This one by Cladagh for the east stand for Saturday.
    "Come back and shake me"
    On second thoughts . Don't. :) al get mi coit.
     
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    Very, very, very good !!!
     
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