Spa days

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  1. exiled

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    Not my thing.....probably.....never done one, but.......
    I'm off on one tomorrow.
    Me n the missus been workin loads recently, her birthday start of the week and not had chance to do owt. She's been on a few with her mum n sister but for some reason keeps telling me I oughtta go, so got her one and tomorrows the day.
    Back revitalising and body wraps and rejuvinatin facial, whirlpools and scrubs and....
    full body massage!
    Am concerned a tad, what if theres inappropriate stirrings at inopportune moments. As I am to be laid next to the missus hopefully the masseuse looks like a ukrainian shot putter.
    Not sure whether this is to be a pleasure, a chore or a disaster waiting.
    Experiences please.
     
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    Rejuvinatin Facial causing inappropriate stirrings?
     
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    Hope there's a happy ending in store for you
     
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    Think that kinda place would be a lot cheaper even with the full works.............

    apparently, so I've heard ......
     
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    ask her if she does a belly rub......but not in front of the missus mind...pmsl
     
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    Nailed on boner I'm afraid pal.
    I'd suggest trying to picture M'Voto naked and picking dog ***** out of his plimsolls with his dinner fork, but it had the reverse effect on me. Like Viagra, but better.
     
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    My missus went on a Spa day last year. She thoroughly enjoyed it.
    Hope you both do bud.
     
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    She was very popular in the 80s. Smooth operator was a particular favourite.
     
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    Hahahahaha that's made me laugh that!!
     
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    WHAT !!!! imagining M"voto naked etc.......didnt realized this type of apparition turned you on...you learn something new every day on here ....hahaha
     
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    Shouldn't worry. Every time I've had a Spa Day, I've been greeted by "Chantel" who can't string two words together, and whose every word grinds..... just had to keep wishing she didn't speak.

    Huge boobs, tiny waist though.
     
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    Radox muscle soak... Much cheaper and you don't have to worry about an awkward boner.
     
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    Love this thread.
    Actually a full body massage is more relaxing so avoiding embarrasing tent poles isnt as hard (sorry) as you might think - unless of course you have a hot masseuse.
    Does remind me of a story one of my work colleagues tells me when he visited a more reputable massage parlour in the far east where he did have some stirrings - the girl said "Do you want w*nk?" - he said yes - thinking of happy endings, but she left the room - came back 5 minutes later and said "are you done yet"
     
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    I would have replied earlier but I try not to respond to threads willy-nilly
     
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    Didn't the green room up Sheffield road do something similar until it burnt down due too much friction....allegedly
     
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