Spiderman

How come the silk comes out of his wrists
and not from his backend - like a real spider?

 

He's not a real spider

He's a spider man

 

And while we are on this subject,how come he only as two legs and not eight

 

i think some of his toes count as legs

 

RE: i think some of his toes count as legs

never,ok  how come you never see him eating flies,ha answer that one then.

 

ha ha done ya

 

And how does he get out of the bath?

 

ever seen  him have a bath?

 

Ah, well...

Now we spot the people who saw the film but never read the comics...

Why do I feel strangely smug and comfortable saying that? I shouldn't. It's just wrong.