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  1. barry

    barry Well-Known Member

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    off to liverpool next weekend for mate stag party, been speaking to best man and hes not got a clue of what to do to my mate that weekend?

    just seeing if anyones got any good ideas, stuff we've thought of is

    handcuff his left arm to right leg for day / night
    UV marker on his cloths.
    shave hair / eye brows
    get him a trannie stripper

    has anyone got any ideas? the worse the better
     
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    Golden Syrup and feathers
     
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    Don't do the handcuff thing, it will be a **** night for him if you do and he can't enjoy himself properly. I think the UV marker thing is a good idea, we went to Munich on my stag, nothing bad happened to me, I got monstrously ****ed for three days solid, but still got up for breakfast and ended up putting some of the others to bed at various points. We did have some good laughs with a fake dog turd in various places, you can't beat silly items of comedic value when the boys are on tour.
     
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    Get on the Ryanair site, book a cheap flight from Liverpool to Riga, and learn a few key phrases in Latvian. You won't regret it!
     
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    cheers pal, the handcuff thing was just a quick thought, the dog turd that could come in usefull and be a laugh, cheers pal
     
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    These threads always make me cringe. If he's a mate, why would you want to do something to him that is likely to cause him grief when he gets home? What's so funny about that? Shaving eyebrows? That will go down a treat at the wedding ... I'm sure the bride will see the funny side.

    Perfectly possible to have a good laugh, give your mate a great send off, without making his life at home difficult for him.

    Not having a go at you by the way, it just amazes me that folks can't manage to come up with something original that everyone can enjoy, without resorting to stuff like getting naked, strippers, and shaving. (l plates for women equally rubbish)
     
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    agree with what your saying but when its my turn i know ill get the same, weddings not till december so shaved off eyebrows would be fine, the lad whos getting married got me a special pint for my birthday with every shot in that i said i didnt want to drink i necked it threw up and went home half an hour after coming out so paybacks due a bit
     
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    You could always handcuff to the Anfield gates with a Man Utd shirt on and a copy of The Sun glued to his back.
     
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    argh, think just getting him wrecked and embarrassing him would be good, think thats a bit too much pal, but thanks for the idea ha
     
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    If it's Liverpool, just make him go out dressed in a shell suit, with a girly curly 80s wig, ( harry Enfield scouser ) or dress him up as cilla black. Give him Liverpool related tasks to do. No, not robbing people, but get him to complete various tasks or pay a drinking penalty.
    1. Get a woman to write down a recipe for scouse ... Whatever that is.
    2. Go into a pub and tell everyone to calm down in the Harry en field Liverpool accent.
    3. Acquire a Liverpool or ever ton shirt by the end of the night.
    4. Sing ferry across the mersey in a bar
    5. Convince a Liverpool fan that Mark Hughes was a better player than Kenny dalglish
    Etc
     
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    cheers fired, good ideas them , i like the mark hughes one, will try and get him to do that towards end of the night
     
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    If you want drinking games .... You can play round the world stag night.
    So as you go into a bar, the stag has to pull a flag out of a bag. Whatever the flag is, he has to decide what is an appropriate drink from that country, and order a drink accordingly. So let's say he gets France, he can have a glass of wine, or a French beer. If he gets ireland he can have a guiness or a whiskey, etc etc. If he doesn't know the flag, he has to ask someone not in your group for help. He needs to be right, cos if he gets the flag wrong, he gets a "feed the world" glass ...I.e. A bit of everybody's drink in a glass all mixed up.
    Depending how far you want to go with the round the world theme , all the guys on the stag do can be allocated a country, and have to wear suitable clothing from that country. We did it last year on a girls weekend and it went down a storm.
     
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    I'd think carefully about the tasks - been done a thousand times before - might be funny to outsiders but don't think the locals will be impressed. How old is the group - where you thinking of going?
     
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    age groups a bit mixed, youngest about 23 to about 35, not a clue where to go as none of us been round liverpool before.
     
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    Concert square is good for the younger ones - plenty of trendy bars but some usual names like walkabout. There's a bar near there called alma de cuba which was an old church! Very classy!! Mathew street is a good laugh - older crowd but decent boozers. If you want to be a bit classier there's Albert dock or the newz bar which has lots of wag wannabes- footballers and tv types go there. Sone decent pubs near the bus station/ train station also a strip bar called x in the city if that is what you're looking for
     
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    cheers liverpool red, ill send forward your message to my mate whos best man, this will give him some ideas of where to go
     
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    No worries mate. Any more help then give me a shout and have a good night
     
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    Handcuff him to a dwarf dressed in Man Utd kit.

    Believe me you can actually hire a dwarf for a day. (i said hire not higher)
     
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    BEER ROULETTE;
    If, say there's twenty in the party for example;
    A)Buy twenty cans of beer/lager and place them on a table.
    B)Shake one of the unopened cans violently
    C)One of the gang then replaces the can on the table and jumbles all the cans around. A second member can also do this to make sure the cans are properly mixed up.
    D)Each member then proceeds to take a can from the table and hold the can with the ring pull towards their face.
    E)On a count of five, everybody simultaneously pull their ring. The unlucky one will ultimately get showered!

    Please note...when performing this, do it away from other so as not to cause a riot!!
     

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