"OK team we need a new idea, we've done planes, buses, hire cars, cinemas, pizzas ... what's the next natural step for the portfolio?"</p> "Watches?"</p> Imagine opening a present from your loved one and finding this?</p> www.easywatch.com</p> Stick to flying Stelios FFS ...</p> </p>
EasyCondoms Just hold the packet at the end, pull the two mini-ripcords and the condom just roles over yer Johnson - Easy.</p> Oh, and there's a cold, soggy bacon bap with every one. Or is it cheese?</p>
E.I. Congratulations old chum, what. There I was, on my jolly old lonesome, thinking I was the last chap to use "Johnson" as euphamism for the old man downstairs and up popped old E.I. Addio. Splendid, rather splendid!
