Steve Coopers Soccer Masterclass

No1 - The Decapitation</p>

Steve says!</p>

&quot;Well, this is certainly one of my favourite challenges. Note how the boot is angled to ensue a clean removal of the head. This will, of course, give you a big advantage during the remainder of the game, as your opponent will be forced to carry his bonce under his arm like that geezer in that Shakespear play&quot;</p>

NB. Removing you opponents head could be classed as obstruction under Law 24(a). Beware fussy referees.</p>

More S.R. jolly japes to follow..mebe even some scanned stuff when I can be arsed.</p>

 

I'm sure I've got that one...........

 

i may well be wrong but didnt cooper become a bit of a mardy arse with south riding and threaten to sue em over some of the stuff they did about him.</p>

 

I'm sure I heard it was Andy Rammell & that apparently Ian Banks talked him out of it.

 

Ode to a bald bloke

Alas</p>

Dear Mel</p>



How sad it is </p>

To have to say</p>

Farewell</p>



So brave to plunge oneself</p>

Into unemployment hell</p>



But frankly it had all</p>

begun</p>

To smell</p>



Off.</p>



Rear of Issue 21</p>