Sticking to the plan

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  1. e-red

    e-red Well-Known Member

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    I'm writing this in the hope that LJ does actually read this board and I write in support of the plan. I've just been looking at the slides again and whilst I can't find the one that says we will be bottom of the league in December, I'm sure it's there and I'm also sure that we have more points than we budgeted for at this stage, because that is the way with successful plans. I have however spotted the flaw and I want to share it with you now and it has nothing to do with anything we are doing. It's the other teams in this league that are the problem, they just don't get it. What can you expect in division three, they're all thickies.

    My solution is that we hold a seminar in the East Stand and invite the managers and chairmen from throughout the league to come and see what we are trying to do. We could supply vola vents and coffee (not champaigne, they'll need a clear head). Once they've been educated, I'm sure we will be back on the right track!

    There is always a danger in this and I'm sure that a shrewd operator like you will have spotted it. Once they've seen the plan they will all start copying our success and once the cat is out of the bag we'll never get it back in there. It may even go viral and Aston Villa, Newcastle and even Chelsea aren't doing well this season and may be on the lookout for a bright young manager who really understands the game like you do.

    Keep up the good work Lee and don't listen to all the idiots on this board, they know nothing about the game. Just listen to me, because you and I are the only ones who can see through the results and the league position to taste the underlying success that is there.
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Got to be a wind up!
     
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    Thanks mate, we haven`t had enough of this on here in the last few years !
    It will have gone right over the head of quite a few on here !

    SATIRE , long live satire !
     
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    You even talk like him, no wonder the players do not know what they are supposed to do
     
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    Excellent.:D:D
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