Straight from the bin

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  1. Gue

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    Hold the Front Page

    3 Stories submitted by Rob that were swiftly put in the bin by Mr Shepherd.

    20.11.2006 CLINT MARCELLE SHAVES OFF BEARD – Fans favourite’ Clint Marcelle was spotted recently without his goatee. He was unavailable for comment but would have probably said “Yes, I’m trying something different and I love Barnsley FC”

    20.11.2006 HILLMAN IMP FOR SALE – A red Hillman Imp was spotted for sale in the classified adverts of the Chronicle on Friday. Mick McCarthy had one when he was a teenager and it’s Red like Barnsley FC. Good old Mick. £730 ovno

    20.11.2006 NARDIELLO MISSES TRAINING – Daniel Nardiello will be absent from training today having sought medical advice when he got some hair gel in his eyes.
     
  2. Terry Nutkins

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    All 3 are possibilities...

    I would have liked to have heard more about the Hillman.</p>

    Ian Banks' daughter has just started work at our place this morning.</p>

    That should be on the website.</p>
     
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    RE: All 3 are possibilities...

    have you 'done her' yet?
     
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    I've just laid the groundwork...

    Giooer I've only just met her.</p>
     
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    RE: I've just laid the groundwork...

    she'd have been 'done' if The Albatross worked with you
     
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    Funniest thing you've ever wrote!

    The sportsman slag!!
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: I've just laid the groundwork...

    A bet tha's got a reight bruised bell end nar
     

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