Lumbering Barnsley striker Thommy Wright was badly singed today as he stuck his head in his kitchen Aga. </p> Speaking exclusively to www.barnsleyfc.co.uk/tell_em_nowt the gentle giant said "I don't know what came over me, one minute I'm baking a few fruit muffins for my boyfriend Mark - the next BANG!, head right in the top oven. My quiff has been badly burnt and it's this I was expecting to use to head in the 30 odd goals I planned to score between now and the end of the season.</p> He also said that he didn't like low-rent reporters from the official web-site coming into his fashionable Lundwood apartment and taking the piss by laughing like a drain at his comments about goal scoring.</p> Tommy wright is 14.</p>
You can tell why you were a valued member of Red or Alive. One funny thing every six years - you fit in nicely with the rest of the 'team' I ended up carrying.
Gaz was tea boy? He always said he was the ideas man, the creative genius, comedy writer, you name it - but never ever tea (or coffee) boy - are we talking abut the same Gaz???????
He was also known as 'Mr. Gratification' when we'd come back from the obligatory Friday lunch time session down the Printers arms.</p> Nice soft hands.</p>
The very one. We had a team building day to establish the skills of those involved. Sadly Gaz was standing out like a sore thumb as having no talent, so we asked him to get the drinks in while we discussed it. He made a great coffee and got a badge and everything.
Just between you & I ... ... Gaz once asked me if I fancied starting one of those fanzine things up again. Unfortunately he realised that he was going to be left doing the hoovering & washing up ... so he put his plans on hold. I think he should set his sights lower. He should invite Cain Dingle, x, Johnny Couchman, Tykeman, that dress wearing Scottish ******, Barnsley Chop & that racist geezer who posted the rubbish "jokes" to his next meeting. I'd love to hear those lot "brainstorming". And Jay.
that's good. Apart from his 'I can make coffee' badge has he got any other badges that you know about, I never had him down as the dib dib dib type? I bet he has them sewn on his thermals
He got a few from what I recall. 1) Most binned proposals 2) Keeping the kitchen clean 3) 'Gaz cracked a funny' (strictly speaking, he fell over with the coffee tray, but it made us all laugh, and he was desperate at this point) 4) Most spelling mistakes
