Ex Grimsby goalkeeper, made a slight tweak to his surname after being beaten from 50 yards by John McDonald. Now introduces himself as 'the name's Nigel....... Bitch', which often lands him in hot water at the Job Centre.
I want to like it but to be fair i'm scared foookin 5hitless, in case Drinkitinthe congo will class me a Racist or an Homophobic for liking Piffpaff, thats how its going on ere.
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