I definitely spend too much time on this board .... Last night I had a dream ..... I was at some kind of summer gala... Dirk Hartog (who I have never met) came to my "stall" . He asked forme to get him a piece of gateaux, he picked the sickliest horrible cake that no-one else wanted to try. He then started to tell me all about BFC secrets that only Windy & Alityke knew - but as a tip off, BFC were going to sign players from Middlesboro. One of them would definitely be Danny Mills ?!?! It was going to be the start of our status as a feeder club for M'Boro! Hartog then wheeled away his toddler in the three wheel pram, something he did very skillfully with a pint in the other hand. Ayone want to analyse that!
RE: What did Hartog look like? Ooh... have to be careful here because I have seen a photo of Hartog ..... Mmmm let me just say that in the dream he was quite "appealing"
Harthog, pushing a pram, being sickly, talking about Windy? Perfectly obvious. Harthog is Windy's bitch and that is stomach churning! The baby, well they've found Maddie McGann. And finally andobviously, they know **** all about football.</p> Next!</p>