Survival Strategy:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Right then. Here we go. "Wilson's Eleven":

    (1) Hire George Clooney & Brad Pitt.
    (2) Break into the grounds of Charlton, Yeovil & Millwall.
    (3) Steal the money from their vault.
    (4) Look really cool & implement some type of twist that people weren't expecting. In shades.

    This will result in:

    (a) These clubs going into admin.
    (b) They get deducted loads of points. Probably 50 each.
    (c) We finish 4th bottom. Street party.
    (d) We also break into QPR & Leeds, steal no money, but leave a dirty protest behind.

    I think you'll agree it's a better plan than Kennedy & Big John Umbongo.
     
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    Like it. What a shame you didn't get the managers job when you applied. We'd be top 60 or thereabouts.
     
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    If I were the Manager all my mates would be playing & would be on £7k per week.

    Ooohhh. I sound like Keef.
     
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    " We finish 4th bottom. Street party"

    You've just nicked that straight from BFC's business plan
     
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    Re: " We finish 4th bottom. Street party"

    At least we have a chance of staying up when FFP kicks in & deducts points from a bunch of championship teams.
    I very much doubt any decent minded legal eagle would support these teams who are blatantly breaking the rules.

    Oh.
    Wait a minute.

    See me. I just did a post about footy & stuff.
    Erm, loving & all that. Spoff. Quim.
     
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    Re: " We finish 4th bottom. Street party"

    Job's ****** innit.

    We'll have to relocate to Dorothy's hymen whilst our new 5,000 seater mega-blok stadium is built in the carpark of the Ramada Encore
     
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    Re: " We finish 4th bottom. Street party"

    I'd like to see the back of Mercenary Mo.
    Has any fecker actually seen him this season? (not including in court defending fiddlers or cheats).

    I'd like us to build a walking stadium, with legs & everything.
    The Wombwell Walking W4nkdome.
    It can then wander over to Rotherham & stamp the **** out of that New York bag of ballax.

    I'm writing stuff when I should just be thinking it again.
     
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    Re: " We finish 4th bottom. Street party"

    Only if it had personal DVD screens for every seat showing POV films
     
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    Re: " We finish 4th bottom. Street party"

    You mean me getting pissed and hoping for the best isn't enough?
     
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    Re: " We finish 4th bottom. Street party"

    I think Mo is more of a BBW man.
    Unless him & his mate Stuart are into ... (content removed after legal advice).

    I like Ben Mantlesford though.
    He's like a nice Insurance Salesman.
    Nice Insurance Salesman can't sell insurance, by the way.

    How many posts into this thread do I get to abuse Jay?
     
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