Sweeping generalisation but

in the main, the general public are ignorant rude ill educated shithouses.

 

Present company excepted

ff

 

RE: Present company excepted

Naturally. ahem.

 

What's wrong spadge?

Did someone mistake you for a 3ft high 'Phones 4 U' display again?

 

RE: What's wrong spadge?

(lol)

 

I like it and I think it's well thought out and fair.

 

RE: What's wrong spadge?

Yes.

 

You & Windy.

You advertise the phones, he sells them.
Class.

Right then.
It's Friday.
It's after lunch.

My only conclusion is that you've not been served at the bar because normal big people were in the way.

Is it lunch or dinner?
Or brunch?
Let's talk about that for a fecking week shall we?

 

RE: You & Windy.

That and inheritance tax and feckless folk without a pension.

Fcukshitw@nker.

 

Can't disagree with that!

 

ye.. w.ell (H). yu...n.o nowt.. so shut it( . i killed.. sum.o.ne once..

 

I need your help.

I have to write a short speech about horses by 7:30pm.
Seriously.

I was thinking about:

Horses, horses - running quick,
Smash their heads in with a stick,
Horses, horses - eat them too,
Or if you want, turn them to glue.

Any ideas?

 

Are you 'Stevie'?

Are you?

 

RE: I need your help.

Horses big, horses strong
have a **** that's very long
But break a leg
And then they're gone
To the factory making glue
or pedigree chum that'll do
In the end they animals
and so ***** and not as important as humans you ******* freaks.

 

RE: Are you 'Stevie'?

w.as... tryin''..owt. s tevi..e buten on..m.e keybord,.?/:-|

 

tailed off a bit Dirk

of the 7 dwarfs I'm aware of in the world. I reckon you're Grumpy.

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

I'm not reight happy, that has to be said.

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

what's up doc?

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

The public. Thick cnuts, one and all. Braindead, just stupid. Morons.

 

That was beautiful.

Horses, dogs, sheep & cats,
Smash them up with cricket bats,
Foals, puppies, lambs & kittens,
Make their skin into nice mittens.

8 horse people on the farmers table this evening.
Steven Taylor is the guest speaker.
I've decided to do a speech called ''I love horses, me''.

I can't wait.