sweetcorn!!!!!

just watched the recording on sky (got back half an hour ago)

one of our fans through an opened tin of green giant sweetcorn on the pitch!!!! sweetcorn as a tasty half time snack eh?

 

aye..........just watched recording myself........wierd!


Seems that even football hooligans like to try to have their 5 a day!

 

tut tut...weird!

 

Are you sure it wasn't a 1970's sweetcorn shaped radio alarm clock? I'm sure I heard Showaddywaddy playing as Hassel went in.

 

In what way does 1970's sweetcorn differ from 21st Century sweetcorn?

 

one plays music

 

They don't make it into radio alarm clocks any more.

 

Pah! And to think that people say technology is better!

 

It still regularly appears in dog poo though. And occasionally in a Monday morning toilet.

Even if you haven't had it.

A bit like carrots.

And blood.

 

If blood is actually in your poo (rather than just blood in the bog when you poo which is probably piles) you should see the doctor as it's a symptom of bowel cancer.

 

Forget it mate.

I tried to cancel my bowels in the 80s and it was more trouble than it's worth.

 

RE: Forget it mate.

Any troubles with consonants?

 

RE: Forget it mate.

Oh ****.... I knew I should have stayed off the strong beer!

 

RE: Forget it mate.

To be honest I have been a little inconsonant recently.

 

RE: Forget it mate.

Like asking a bird not to sing, or a pikey not to nick stuff.

 

RE: Forget it mate.

ff