Swine Flu Information Leaflet

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    Another big waste of money?
     
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    Funniest one I've seen on there for ages

    Had a chuckle earlier.
     
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    You see them all running home from Cancun ?

    Then cut to 2 bikini clad young ladies enjoying a drink at a poolside bar.</p>

    &quot;Yes love, you get off back to the UK, I'll err stop here, let you have the last seat. Off you go....&quot;
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    great news for Kleenex, Sales should boom nt

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    Facemasks - Who'll be first?

    Online retailers have reported high demand for their utterly useless anti-pork flu kits, consisting of a flimsy surgical mask, some Kendal mintcake, a James Blunt CD, a novelty keyring and a cyanide pill.</p>

    Stephen Malley, a trainee accountant from Finsbury Park, said: &quot;I think it's going to be this guy in my office called Geoff. He rides a bicycle to work and eats bananas at his desk. He's a *****</p><div class="mosimage" style="float: right; width: 150px" align="center">[​IMG] </div>

    Dr Tom Booker, from Reading University, said: &quot;Of course they're wearing them in Mexico. If I was in Mexico I'd be wearing one regardless. You can almost smell the fecking place from here.&quot;


    &quot;But really, the best way to stop pork flu is to get it, takes some pills and watch the telly until you don't have it anymore.&quot;

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