Barnsley's latest loanee starlet describes how scoring goals is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. "You need to make sure you're entering the box regularly and stick it away when you get the chance".
Donald Trump Luke Donald takes us for a guided round of 18 holes across some of his favourite courses in the world, whilst farting prodigiously, wearing a ludicrous wig and expounding views so right wing and racist that they would make Oswald Mosley and the top right hand corner of the Ponty End blush. With subtitles.
