Take your mind off to day.we lost,and thats it

But tell me,how many of you
have had the pilot of an aeroplane,waving his fist at you
it was not a big plane
it happenedat Downham market
i was delivering poultry food
to a poultry farm on an old disused air field (or so i thought)
i had ben many times
this day, i had delivered
and was about to set off home
i heard the plane, it was close,never thought owt about it
i started off ,this plane was coming down the old runway
i was stratled, shook up
it came round again i was still there
he comes low he is waving his fist at me
one of the farm workers saw this and came and put me right
it was used by the planes that disinfected the fields in Norfolk
tell you i was very carefull after that

 

What were you doing on the runway you daft bugger?

 

it was an old ww11 one i thought no one used it

 

Bob, you are a shining light on this board

because of you, I shall go to bed with a smile on my face.

 

RE: Bob, you are a shining light on this board

Thats nice of you
i wish you were here enjoyin a drink with me
you might go to bed Peeing ur sen

 

Well let's have an electronic toast then...

here's to you, my friend, long may you continue to entertain us with your stories and your wit (pint)

 

much more entertaining than football

I'll join that toast to Bob's stories

(raiseaglass)

 

I wish I'd put Bob on the MoTM poll now...

he's done more to lift my spirits than any of that shower o' *****

 

RE: much more entertaining than football

Hey how about this then a footy
tracjy story
oh it was an aboslut Horrible weather day
i had never seen a day like it
i lived at athersley
the sky was full of snow
i was on afters at tracky ,cos they new i was barnsley crackers
they gave me a smashing duty
take the Roston Football Barnsection to Oakwell
who were they laying Middlesboro
Brian Clough n all
well the day got worse and worse
still no snow
until abnout the the end of the first half
a steady fsall of snow
Middlesbor were kicking in the KOP end
they played in whit
it was 0 0
15 mins to go
every one watching had took shelter
i think some of the barnsley team had gone of
then Middlesboro scored Cloughie
you could only tell cos they went to the centre spot and kicked off
then another Goal loughie
same again
the players struggled harder to get back to kick off
then another goal a Cloughie hat trick
we lost 3 0 nobody gave a monkeys
cloughie got a hatrick some of his side did not see
then i took the Royston lot Back
it stopped snowing
it was still gry
my tracky duty for rest of this **** was spare
then i had the Ardlsley run
the last bus to Ardsley
,the Kendray lot
now my conductor was a sixfooter
i stopped at the Kendray stop
waited for the Bell to ste off ,nowt,then a knock on my cab door
it was the Conductor
he said they wont PAY
so i 5 2 got out
wnet to the top Deck
Now then i said you *******************s
if you dont sing you can get off now you*********************s
they sang ,they Paid an all
Barnsley LOST

 

I've missed you Oldtimer nt