----- Original Message ----- From: Naidene To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:20 PM Subject: The lost co The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the **** was missing. He knew about **** fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen MY ****?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.10.2/893 - Release Date: 09/07/2007 17:22