Talking about the Aussies,How about this one

It was in KOREA 1953,
My main job was to take 12x12 timber
to be made into Bunkers
The Un decided that they would send
men from the front to learn to build them
the first 2 were Aussies
Learn how to build bunkers,
they were more interested ,finding what is in the bottom of a Bottle of beer
One of them 6ft 6 tall,he was big ndaft
he never shut up,he wouldnt take his aussie Hat off
and could he drink
Well it was after lights out,well 10pm
and after midnight we were all well away with the ZZZs
When i was disturbed i woke up to find standing over me this Aussie, he was just going to use me as a toilet
i held him like a baby took him out side then took him back to his bed, and he was away like a baby
with his hat on ,and never new about it next day