Why do women spend so much time/money/trouble trying to get a nice tan to make themselves attractive to men? Only to discover that we are only interested in their white bits? Doesn't make sense.
Mmmm! You're as good as a fish in a net, i like a wriggle or two, nowt like a well tanned fish IMO?.... You think this is a waste? how she gonna tan them.... (dribble) .... And i want a fecking penguin chocolate bar!.... ( ....
At last, a response What a horrible picture - the bloody things are in the shade the whole time. I hand out the said chocolate bars in the Courthouse every Saturday home match at 1.30pm - just pop in and the pleasure will be yours.