Tell you what.

Thank god for the wise and wordly of this board. If it wasn't for certain contributors sat at home/doing **** all at work keeping us up to date with the shortcomings and hidden agenda of the government and security forces I'd be one of those dummies labouring under the misconception that they're just doing the best they can in impossible circumstances.

The sooner they put this BBS in charge of national security the better.

 

Indeed (blagger) (blaze)

 

That's reight that is.

Learnt how to dance yet?

 

**** off.

I'm t'best dancer in town me.

 

only in

broken legs town.

ff

 

Not what I've heard

That would be from t'old BBS though!
Won quiz toneet?

 

RE: Not what I've heard

I think we took the music one. There was also a lot of shouting and swearing but I think that was all me.

 

You big mawngy!

 

Gerrart thee.

I've still gorrit, I ave, I've still gorrit.

It never left me.

 

RE: You big mawngy!

No, I'm very cheerful and enthusiastic with it, honest.

It wouldn't be the same without me upsetting everyone with my boisterousnousnous.

 

aye

tha' a reight mover.

I've heard they had to rebuild the terrace at the Cafe Del Mar after one of your spinning flicks.

 

Has tha still got

That vest that Bruce Willis gid thi?
From Die Hard?

 

Come to the Village

have a few drinks, we'll have a great time. ff

 

RE: Come to the Village

Brad pitt gid me it

and me arms knackerd

 

RE: Come to the Village

all that dropping darn pit shaft up on't Woolley slag heap.