Ten Things I Consider Myself Too Old For

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Them t-shirts from All Saints etc that are really low cut
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    Tell you what though...

    I'm not too old to be able to resist having a sly go on the Lego that I'm "saving for my son to play with" when nobody's looking.

    Look, I've built a house.
    I'm 37.
    It is a ****-hot construction however.
     
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    Re: Tell you what though...

    Lego makes me feel sexually inadequate, I ******* hate it. It emasculates me.
     
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    Re: Tell you what though...

    Unless of course you build a giant pair of tits.
     
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    Re: Tell you what though...

    roger red hat books
     
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    females under the age of 18
     
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    clicking on "STFU"
     
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    Fingering birds in nightclubs. Or anywhere, for that matter.
     
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