Ten Things I consider Myself Too Young For

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Going specifically to a pub for it's ale, despite liking proper beer.
    Cleaning cars, ever.
    Women over 40.
    Wearing glasses
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    Wearing any item of clothing which Keith Hill would wear.
    Bowls.
     
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    Wnaking in public
     
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    death !
     
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    Nowt wrong with M&S clobber. I get all my work clothes from there and my socks and undercrackers.
     
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    How do I get to see a woman naked for nowt?
     
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    'Having to pay to see a woman naked'......you're not married then
     
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    8 of those things are great....
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Re: Ten Things I consider Myself Too old For

    1) My denims ar5e slung about my Knees showing my underpants and crack
    2) Big fish, little fish, cardboard box,
    3) Trakki bottoms,
    4) Ninja pumps,
    5) Hoodie with baseball cap
    6) Trance Music
    7) Vauxhall Corsa with dustbin Exhaust.
    8) Hair Dryer powered scooter
    9) Justin Bieber & one direction
    10) Hair

    Edit ,,Soz only just seen old thread :rolleyes:
     
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