Tesco car park scam - Don't get caught out

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  1. Rev

    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at
    Tesco. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out
    shopping.


    Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite
    traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's
    how the scam works:


    Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as
    you are loading your stuff into the boot.


    They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their
    cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not
    to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,they say 'No' and instead
    ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex
    with each other.


    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on
    you, while the other one steals your wallet.


    I had my wallet stolen on February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th,
    20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
    weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
     
    Revvie P, Feb 26, 2008
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    Which Tesco's was it (please) :pff
     
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    Nor-Folk-In-Chance Active Member

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    Proper lol
     
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    I'm going to have to go a little further for my shopping!

    Do Tesco's sell wallets?
     
    EastStander, Feb 26, 2008
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    fitzytyke Well-Known Member

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    Bit of a carlsberg ad going on there

    "If Carlsberg made wallets"............
     
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    normally an asda shopper but think i could be persuaed to change my alliance
     
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    Thrappo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    LOL

    That is class</p>
     
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  8. Gue

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    absoloutely howled with laughter for real...many thanks

    after the ***** week end I had , I had to put my old dog down due to an ailment. That hs just seriously made me laugh like madman..top story.....which branch of tesco by the way
     
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    Howled with Laughter?

    Don't go buying that 1980's Jim Davidson video - theres plenty more of the oldest jokes in the world in there!!!!
     
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  10. Gue

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    he came down the Falklands when I was there ....

    he was very very good...never liked the bugger till then
     
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    That's just AWFUL !!

    When are the police going to catch these wicked girls !
     
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    he came down to Butlins when I was there ....

    Falklands was a holiday camp compared to there!
     
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    Mrs Revvie P is more worried about what I'm going to catch from these wicked girls!
     
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    lol :D
     
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  16. Gue

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    I read this hours ago and I'm still laughing,oh my god hilarious
     
    Guest, Feb 27, 2008
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