TFP and Gaz have a heart to heart about who's funniest.

It was Christmas Eve babe
In Livingstones
And Hartog said to me, I’ve pulled another one
And then he sang a song
Some crap about his crew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
I am the funny one
I take it up the bum
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas Gaz
I love you really
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

I’ve got jokes for the bars
They’re old and they’re gold
But the puns goes right past you
I think you’re too old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Jongleurs was waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
We beat Bradford City
When my stand-up had finished
They howled out for more
AIRTyke he was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We got pissed in the corner
Break-danced through the night

The boys of the Hartog gay choir
Were singing about "Poo Bay"
And their bells were hanging out
For Christmas day

Here’s a gag
That was junk
You're as funny as spunk
Dying there on the stage it’s gone to your head
You scumbag, you maggot
I think you’re a ******
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

The boys of the Hartog gay choir
Were singing about "Poo Bay"
And their bells were hanging out
For Christmas day

I could have been someone
Like Rowan Atkinson
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

 

Brings a tear

to my japs eye.

 

I got the tune wrong to start with.

I was singing it to 'I got you Babe'.
And I don't know why.

Class that is.

Maybe there should have been more about loving though?

 

RE: I got the tune wrong to start with.

What sort of loving ?

 

RE: I got the tune wrong to start with.

Gaz doesn't talk of loving much, any loving is from your corner. Dry or otherwise.

 

RE: I got the tune wrong to start with.

sans lubrication

 

RE: I got the tune wrong to start with.

Would that be of an arrid nature then ?

 

You'll be pleased to know

you were playing the bells in that one.

 

RE: You'll be pleased to know

lis' up OG dat JD dawg godda riddim, y'unnerstannin waddamsayin'?

Aiiight

 

Wrong.

He talks of very little other than loving.
He just chooses not to show how obviously bum drunk he is on a public forum, but in public toilets instead.

 

Yes John

I know what time it is.

I have a large clock round my neck to prove it, I also have argos gold to demonstrate how the chains of slavery have turned to fortune or summat!

Yes I'm the Rebel MC

 

Those who edit posts

Mere pretenders to Gaz's throne

Once again I'm the renegade master.

 

Freestlylin'

in a' area.

 

Ayyeeeeee.

On da mic.
In stereo - boomshakalack.

Wicky, wicky fiddifiddifyoo.

Hear mi now.

 

Each an ev'ry time wit me brethren

my niggaz in da house. For real.

 

RE: Each an ev'ry time wit me brethren

When I say 'Steven' you say 'Taylor'.

Respec tu ya mutha.
Wit mah nine - on da streetz.
Crooozin in mah Escalade.

Bitch daddy.

 

punk ass fish

it's beee--aaaatch, not bitch.

 

Damn foo'

dat bway got no flava

 

Gawd dam right I aint

Wit ma double negatives.
I aint not got no beetches in mah crib ... dey iz all ho's.

Ah got da bling.
On mah ring.