TFP - This just arrived on my desk

Do you want it back?

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Can you make that picture a bit bigger please ?

 

Yes please.

But you can keep your business card.
Pfff.

You must admit - it was a pretty accurate throw.
Just like a Marc Richards shot.

Did you use "Ritchie_is_God's" camera to take that?

 

RE: Can you make that picture a bit bigger please ?

I looked at the preview, thought "ooops that a bit too big" then couldn't be arsed to change it.

Do you have a problem with apathy then?

 

RE: Can you make that picture a bit bigger please ?

Dunno

 

RE: Yes please.

We nearly have his mobile no. hohoho.

 

RE: Can you make that picture a bit bigger please ?

cool.

 

And nearly his full name ...

... which is "Rick Hardon", by the way.

And nearly his full job title "Business Lady Boffer".

Class.

 

Actually ...

... his name might be "Rick Hartog".

Brothers in arms?

 

RE: Actually ...

Stumpy little hairy arms ?

 

As finely crafted a photographic composition as I have ever seen.

Right, I'll just pop my fake business card under here, so it looks like it just happened to be on my office desk, well, I say office desk, really the table in my kitchenette. Then some Marlboro Lights in the right hand corner to make me look cool, but sensible. That should do it.

 

RE: Actually ...

Like Chris Morgan put through a tumble dryer.
By firemen, or summat.

It explains why he keeps boffing business women (fat, stinky Lovingstone tramps).

The Hartog Twins.
Like the Chuckle Brothers, but witmassiveballsart.

 

Also ...

... a bic pen, for practicality.
... a curly wire, to show he's technologically advanced.
... an empty in-tray, to make him seem efficient.

Have you noticed my bit of paper says "The W4nking Bistro" at the top of the plane?
It's where I eat every day ... I need the protein - Atkins diet & that.