I circumnavigated the NHS a couple of times looking for drunken people with dubious haircuts standing beside burger vans (not something that I normally do by the way) but failed to spot you and your party.</p> Maybe next time eh!</p>
Good morning spadge. To be fair - I had a chicken peri peri panini in the Wetherspoons (with chips & the skankiest salad in the world) ... so I only had a cheeseburger at the MK Comedy Stadium. And I actually forgot too ... sorry cocker. Al sithi at either Bristol or Southend. And I think you should interview Ads.
Can't make Southend 'spadge' but Bristol is definitely a goer.</p> Hope the chicken managed to stay down, unlike the sarnies we got in the press room.</p> And WTF were all those cows doing at the side of the 'NORTH stand'?</p>
Not sure about the cows ... ... but I think Dirk had nailed one of them. Milton Keynes is gay. Awful ground, awful fans, awful team ... and they all bum each other in the showers with their hockey sticks. I bet you 1575am boys spend a bit of time in each others 'press boxes' - yer dirty bumdogs.
RE: Allegro? Can't remember but sone forlorn looking bloke trekking back down the hardshoulder to retrieve it. Hope he didn't get run over.
RE: Allegro? aye shame we missed the 'lets play chicken on the M1' game he must have had to do. Did I dribble btw. Still surprised I took my boots off n cant remember. Luckily for you lot it was just my boots! :S
RE: Allegro? I was fiddling with your bits while you were asleep. I can't get rid of the 'thai fish sauce' smell. It was a lovely leather suitcase - straight from the 70's. I've never watched a game from the bogs before.
He he he ... Can I just state for the record that Ali Bongo's pitch side reports are the most funny things I've ever heard at a game. And where the **** did his broad Yorkshire accent come from - isn't he from Southern Shandy Drinking land or summat. He's like the Yorkshire Pudding version of Anneka Rice ... ''Eyup theer - Am at side err this eer pitch, stop the ****, stop the ****''. Oakwell Blue Oyster 1575am.
Full back seat valet and disinfection £50. Pay up or a multimap of your address goes public. And thi mams.
Oy... do you mind at least he had to let go my hand to fiddle! I'm thankful for small(7mm) mercies personally. (H)
Ratings for Setdi: Hartog : 5 - Spent the first 3 hours moaning about being hungry. Drove like a girl. Dressed like a big girl. SM : 8 - Pestering female coppers, wandering into the Ladies & ordering gay food was quite entertaining. Ali : 4 - Smelled funny. Talks about footy, which as everyone knows - women know **** all. TFP : 2 - Hungover & had pie deficiency syndrome. Still managed to look stunning though. Revvie P : 6 - Looks like a grown up version of the Milkybar Kid. He even had the cowboy outfit on. BFC Players : 5 - It was all a bit dull. MOTM - Nicky Rizzo. Short arsed annoying Owen Hargreaves look-a-like. Obviously a fudge fondler.
RE: Ratings for Setdi: sat behind my right shoulder in 2nd half Seems to think i have a fetish for urinals