Notice outside Midhopestones on Satdi - forthcoming DJ Linda(?) Spoff... you know owt about her?... owt like Benidorms infamous Sticky Vicky?
Spoff update: Hello there Margaret Mackenzie, No need to thank me for my words - I'm spoff mad I am! My new ideas for spoff are now coming together ... only yesterday I took a large lincolnshire sausage, placed it into a traditional beer batter & rolled it in your cereal before shallow frying it. The sausage was tasty with spoff, but the batter was a bit salty. I live near Oxford & get hold of spoff from my local farm shop - E.I. Addio's. I think he's making good money from selling spoff - as he had a computer in every room of his shop. He also had a personal registration plate on his car ... which he probably calls "the spoffmobile"! Please let me know if you need anything else. I took a picture of my wife having her breakfast on Saturday if you want it. It was quite funny because we were camping & she fell off a chair whilst eating it. The site of her on her back, covered in spoff, was enough to bring a tear to the eye! Yours in spoff, Stevey Taylor. >From: spoff <enquiries@spoff.co.uk> >To: <thefullponty@hotmail.com> >Subject: Re: Spoff - it's great! >Date: Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:53:41 +0100 > >Thank you for your kind words! It is always good to get positive >feedback. >I would be interested in where you live and where you buy our >products, and which in particular you enjoy. >Kind regards >Margaret Mackenzie >Spoff (Scotland) Ltd > >> >>Hello there, >> >>I'm just mailing you to let you know how much my family and I love >>your products. >>Since being introduced to spoff my wife can't get the smile off her >>face. >>I think she's addicted - she has spoff every morning & evening - >>there's practically spoff coming out of her ears. >>We've also given a few boxes to our neighbours - only last week I >>went round to borrow a cup of sugar, only to find my wife greedily >>feasting on my friend Derek's spoff. >>I love spoff, my wife loves spoff, my daughters love spoff and even >>our Rabbit, Stewart, loves spoff. Spoff should be in everyones diet >>- it's just great. >> >>Yours in spoff, >> >>Stevey Taylor
Post of the day... Brilliant reply from the McKenzie woman even if a little dim.</p> Yours in spoff</p>
I'm going to arrange a meeting with her. Seriously. Or I might write a letter of complaint. "My spoff is too lumpy" or summat. I'm like a 4 year old spacky child.
I'd go for a meeting... You might get to eat her personal collection of spoff if you say the right things.</p>
Nice website... <h2>Stockists</h2><div><h3>Use the search facility below to find a stockist of Spoff near you. For full address click on name on list of shops in an area or county.</h3><h3>We welcome feedback about our stockists - we want to know how well they are serving you! </h3></div> <h5>Yorkshire</h5>Thorncliffe Farm Shop, Huddersfield</span /> Lewis & Cooper, Northallerton</span /> 80/20 Deli, Skipton</span />
It's class. I'm going to claim that spoff made my mate, Marc Pecan, very ill. He had 3 pints of spoff pumped from his stomach - or summat.
Write to the local scottish papers with... the story of Mr Pecan and his fibre overdose. Scientists are stunned and have never seen this before. Headline of "Spoff seeps from the arse of man"</p> Mark Pecan, 23.....</p>
quality - keep us posted! I can just imagine old maggie avin a butchers at your emails and thinking "this must be a windup" but dare not reply with it. Well funny dude.
